Buckle up, patriots—March 12, 2025, is a White House firestorm, and investors are dodging shrapnel! From Trump’s tariff tantrum to Kennedy’s food crusade, today’s top 10 moves are shaking markets like a Category 5. The Dow’s futures are off 200, X is screaming “volatility!”—and at GLHR Investing, we’re your “Daily” war room, breaking it down Fox-style!
- Education Dept. Axed: 1,315 fired yesterday—offices empty today. States grab $223B—Scholastic (SCHL) up 2%!
- Tariff Chaos: Karoline Leavitt doubled down on China’s 20% hit—S&P’s still licking yesterday’s 2.7% wound. Tech’s toast!
- Kennedy’s Food War: RFK Jr.’s killing fake additives—Pepsi (PEP) down 2%, Hain Celestial (HAIN) up 3%!
- Crypto Reserve Flop: No new BTC buys—just seized coins. Bitcoin’s off 3%—X groans “lame!”
- Shutdown Scare: Trump’s pushing a stopgap vote—March 14 deadline looms. Bonds twitch!
- Deport App Drops: DHS’s “self-deport” app hit today—Geo Group (GEO) spikes 5% on X hype!
- Ukraine Intel Hint: Trump’s thawing aid—Lockheed (LMT) eyes a lift as X whispers “war bucks!”
- TikTok Tease: Four bidders in play—tech stocks like Meta (META) sniff a win!
- Climate Cash Clash: DOJ wants $20B back from greenies—Exxon (XOM) holds steady!
- Pardon Mess: Mel Gibson’s gun rights bid shook DOJ—X flags political risk!
Investors, this is a battlefield—Nasdaq’s down 1.3%, tariff fears and shutdown jitters tank tech (AAPL -3%). But state plays and defense shine—SCHL and LMT could climb! X splits: “Trump’s killing us!” vs. “Buy the dip!” Goldman’s 25% recession odds loom, but chaos breeds cash—snag “The Misbehavior of Markets” by Benoit Mandelbrot on Amazon, a rare gem for riding wild swings. This is Trump’s America—play it or pay it!
Invest tough,
The GLHR Investing Team
